Freitag, 23. Juli 2010

Donnerstag, 24. Juni 2010

YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE I'M LIVING A TEENAGE DREAM

Some things I designed about a year ago.

THE TOP 7 TIPS ON HOW TO THROW THE PERFECT HOOKER AND PIMP THEMED PARTY!


this article is going to be released in the next "I LIKE MY STYLE QUARTERLY" issue out June '10.

- a naughty and nice invitation with an attention grabbing text. say hello with "hey sweetie" and sign with your fake prositute's name. don't forget to give DRESS CODE examples in pictures! no whore/pimp, no fun!

(my invitation looked like this, with a nice pun including my nickname Cotton Candy and 50 Cent's "Candyshop"
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- a sticky and sweet location. rather too small than too big because you know... body contact! many small rooms are always good because you can make different sex themes in them. I've had one room as a wardrobe, one for the buffet (with penis shaped pasta and penis shaped cake!!), one for sitting and one big room for the bar + dancefloor. it's super funny when the locations is near public places and you can act like you're a real hooker. on the opposite site of  my location was a primary school and there were parents coming out of it. super. fun.
and OH yeah, i've had another room where i put a huge feather bed and loads of "used" condoms.
this leads me to the next point:

- decoration! condoms everywhere. dirty pictures: sex shop shopping. yes. it's pretty cool actually. you can find loads of cool things for decoration and i even got 3 free sex magazines to decorate my party rooms with! and no worries, you'll get a black non-see-through plastic bag so nobody in the city will know where you've been shopping ;) a fog machine is always nice as well. and you need dark rooms with only a bit of light. red light would be perfect.

- music. get some boxes and play that good ol' snoop doggy dog! candyshop, pussycatdolls, je t'aime, you can leave your hat on. i have decided for trashpop  only (BACKSTREETSBACKALRIGHT) at my party with a lot of sex music and but you can feel free to play whatever your friends like. remember: not everybody has your good taste in music so let's play dance and sex music! i prepared my playlist months in advance and it was about 10 hours long.

- FRIENDS THAT LIKE THEME PARTIES AND DRESS UP AS IF THEY ARE REAL HOs. and pimps. it doesn't work if your friends don't like it, obviously.

- FRIENDS THAT HELP YOU TO CLEAN EVERYTHING AFTERWARDS. it.was.so.dirty. took us 5 hours to make everything look like nothing happened. but it was all worth it. 

- and finally: relax and have fun and don't think too much about whether your party is successful or not.
HAVE. FUN.

Donnerstag, 20. Mai 2010

Freitag, 9. April 2010

OH the memories.

http://katyperryblog.tumblr.com/post/112513984/summer-jammy-jam-one-of-my-new-favy-bands-this

i do like this.

NEW KATY PAINTING.


80x80cm, acryl auf leinwand. ca 7 stunden.

Donnerstag, 8. April 2010

PRETTY = BORING.

life's not all about being pretty.
SO PLEASE STOP LOOKING/DRESSING SO FUCKING BORING
AND DARE FOR MORE.